"Ach, yer Granny was Doherty!"
(a comment used if someone is talking nonsense.)
"You know what thought did.....He
thought his ass was hanging out of bed and got out to put it in again."
(This is a retort to someone who makes an excuse beginning
Or...... "You know what thought did - he planted a feather and thought it would grow a hen."
"You'll be got dead in that oul'
(A comment made to someone who has a very limited wardrobe.)
"You're like a well upholstered
"You weren't behind the door when
they were giving out noses."
"You're a crooked disciple."
"The dead lice are drappin' aff