"He was wanderin' about like a fart in a trance."
"The swates runnin' down the sheugh of me ass like a river."
"There's a wee want..."
"My back teeth are floatin'."
"He was clabber to the oxters."
"She was smilin' like a basket of chips."
"He's like somethin' that was shot at and missed."
"As hard as the habs..." (abbreviated form of "as hard as the habs (hobs) of hell")
"Girney gab the cat's cousin."
"You're like an owl lookin' out of an ivy bush."
