"I'm sick to my stummick luckin'
at him sittin' there with a face like a cowl poultice."
"Could ye face a brown egg?"
"He's that iggerant he thinks John
Bunyan was a charapadist."
"He has a quare oul' mouth for coolin'
broth."

"Go out into the garden and play yourself.
And if I look out and you're not there I'll bring you in."
"She has as many wrinkles on her face
as would hold a fortnight's rain."


"It's that wee you could sit on
the toilet and pay the milkman at the front door."

"He has an eye like a cold fried
egg."


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