"She's that contrary she would argey with a signpost."
"You're lyin' there like a churn a-dryin'."
"She's just two sheets in the wind."
"Any chance o' yer washin'?"(Would you consider matrimony?)
"If your mother was still alive it would kill her." (comment about some dreadful event.)
"Is anybody readin' that paper you're sittin' on?"
"Ye cudden warm till thon boy."
"He would make you believe horse dung was lemons."
"She would clean your clock."
"She's too sweet to be wholesome."
"That one could see under a boul."
"If God spares me I'd like to be buried here."
"Would you like a cup o' tea?" "Well, all right, but just a wee drap in my han"."
"She's niver aff batter."
